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Fantasy Friday: DEI Olympics 2028—Where Competition Is Canceled and Feelings Take Gold

Following the blockbuster leak of the Los Angeles 2028 DEI Olympics planning documents, our crack Fantasy Friday team (operating out of a secure bunker stocked with coffee and sarcasm) has unearthed even more details about this groundbreaking rebrand of the world’s premier athletic event. Forget personal bests, world records, or

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Government Macro Economics Uncategorized

The GENIUS Act – A Strategic Leap Toward Stablecoin Hegemony for the U.S. Dollar

The Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for U.S. Stablecoins Act of 2025, commonly known as the GENIUS Act, represents a pivotal moment in the evolution of American financial policy. As the U.S. Senate prepares to vote on this legislation, the act’s potential to reshape the global financial landscape by reinforcing

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Energy Government

Deep Dive: Why MNRs Might Save America’s Economy (If We Don’t Screw It Up)

By 2030, U.S. electricity demand from AI and data centers is projected to more than double—yet our power grid is already struggling. Let’s be honest: America’s energy infrastructure is on the brink under the weight of its own ambition. AI. Data centers. Electrification of everything. It’s a digital arms race—and

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Geo Politics Macro Economics

Recovering America’s Economic Sovereignty America’s dangerous dependence on China for rare earth minerals

America’s dangerous dependence on China for rare earth minerals — the essential building blocks for everything from fighter jets to smartphones — is not a coincidence. It is the inevitable result of decades of misguided policy decisions, regulatory paralysis, and a globalist mindset that surrendered critical industries to foreign adversaries.

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Geo Politics

A Better Idea for Harvard’s Billions—Be the Growth Engine America Needs

On this Fantasy Friday, let’s imagine something radical: Harvard University steps down from its ivy-covered perch and embraces a new role—not as a cloistered institution of elite academia, but as a bold, unapologetic engine of American growth. The gates open, the endowment awakens, and instead of funding hedge fund-style plays

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Europe Is No Safe Haven: America Remains the Best Bet for Investors

In the latest round of elite economic groupthink, former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers and others are telling investors to pivot away from the dynamic, opportunity-rich U.S. economy and instead pour capital into the stagnating bureaucratic nightmare known as Europe. This, they claim, is the smart play. Well, let me offer

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Geo Politics

Chinese IP theft is costing the U.S. up to $600 billion a year—and we’re just letting it happen. From cyberespionage to forced tech transfers, it’s an all-out economic war.

 Chinese companies are exploiting our open markets and financial infrastructure, raising billions on our exchanges, manipulating our legal system, and flooding

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Energy Macro Economics

Speculating on Raoul Pal’s Singular Economy: A Wildly Positive Vision for Everyday American Life by 2030, Featuring Jane

It’s a “Free for All Friday,” and we’re diving into a speculative whirlwind to explore what Raoul Pal’s “singular economy” could mean for the typical American by 2030. Pal’s vision of the Economic Singularity—a tipping point where AI, robotics, and renewable energy make traditional economic models obsolete—promises a world of

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Government Macro Economics

Stakeholder Capitalism Fails Because It Forgets the Power of Free Markets

There’s a quiet revolution stirring—and it’s not coming from activist boardrooms or ESG committees. It’s coming from markets, investors, and everyday shareholders who are finally demanding a return to clarity, accountability, and growth. After years of drifting into the foggy waters of stakeholder capitalism, the world is beginning to remember

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Government Macro Economics

Recession? Not So Fast. The Data Say Otherwise

Ever since President Donald Trump’s landslide re-election in November 2024, the media-industrial complex and its political allies have been screaming one word louder than ever: recession. Cable news pundits, legacy newspapers, and a veritable army of social media doom-posters are ringing the alarm bells. “The Trump economy is on